Boner definitely achieved.

By the ad for the new Bourne movie on the bottom right, anyway.

The boner I got from this lasted 37 minutes. 

It was insane.

Yes, this does give me a boner.

But no, I do not know why. I don’t even have a hunch or a theory. 

Normally I hate GIFs, but this is definitely the exception.

I’ve got a boner.

Action scenes with high stakes always give me a boner.

Always.

Yes, I got a boner.

But only because I’m terrified what she would do to me if I didn’t.

My boner has been achieved on so many different levels.

8 different levels, to be specific.

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Shall we talk about boners, movies, what’s delicious and music?

Add me: bonercount

I honestly never thought I’d have reason to say this, but…

JC Penny gives me a boner.

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I was 17 and for the first time in my life, I had spent a lot of one on one time with a girl. Rollerblading, movies, lunches and dog walking for the animal shelter. So I decided to ask her out. We went to the movie Blades Of Glory. Afterwards, I had an older friend drive us to a look out [where I had already planted a bouquet of roses]. Even though I’d planned out a huge speech, all I could say was “Will you go out with me?”. She said yes and kissed me. I accidentally pursed my lips like an anus.